Thomas W.P. Slatin

Writing, Photography, and Website Design

Sep-9-2008

Truck On Cheese

TruckOnCheeseHistory
The concept of Truck On Cheese came about first as a joke among friends at summer camp in 1997.  It was not until almost 10 years later that the idea went to print.  Using Adobe Illustrator, I replicated a hill symbol sign and added the holes to create an illustration of a truck driving down a wedge of Swiss cheese.  Over the years, it has been featured on everything from mouse pads, to stickers, and of course, clothing.

Inspiration
The idea of sign modification isn’t exactly a new idea, but the Truck On Cheese inspired a worldwide phenomenon of the modification of road signs.  Specifically, the String Cheese Incident distributed hula hoop stickers which people placed on Pedestrian Crossing Signs, as discussed in one of my earlier posts.

Future
As of yet, I am not sure as to what new designs I’ll be coming up with, though I’ve got a few ideas I am currently working on.  Only time will tell if these new road sign parodies will become a worldwide success.  For example, a red nosed reindeer crossing sign (just in time for Christmas).

Why Is This Important?
It isn’t really, at least to the majority of people.  But to a select few people, this is somewhat interesting information.

Posted under Everything Else, Inside Jokes, Pranks
Jul-31-2008

Free Stickers

On July 28, 2008, I decided to offer my site visitors free stickers.  Every now and then I had offered them for sale at $1 each, and accordingly, had free sticker give-aways to those who commented on selected posts.  Nothing ever became of it, and I pretty much gave up on the notion that I could promote my website, let alone turn a profit with stickers.

Then came the night of July 28, 2008.  Earlier in the afternoon, I had posted an offer for free stickers to anyone living in the United States.  I didn’t expect anything much to happen, because in the past I only recieved maybe 4 to 5 requests.  This time, however, I added a form in which folks could provide their mailing address and the number of stickers they wanted (1 to 5).  I also stipulated that there could only be one request per person, per mailing address, and that multiple requests could be voided.

Several hours passed and nothing happened.  I went about my life as usual, and nothing happened all day as I checked my email regularly on my cell phone.  Then, the moment I returned home, all hell let loose as I booted up my computer and saw this… 

Almost 200 Requests For Stickers
Almost 200 different people requested stickers!  And it wasn’t just a case of 1 or 2 stickers here, 1 there, most folks wanted no less than 5 stickers!  A handful of folks broke the rules and submitted multiple requests, but because I’m a nice guy, I allowed them one request.  The night was young as I sat up for a good 5 hours writing out addresses, applying postage, and dropping the envelopes into the mailbox.  The experience left me with nothing more than a really bad taste in my mouth (it was all of those cheap envelopes).
Having gotten overwhelmed with requests, I disabled the form, changed the wording on the post.  Requests started coming in as emails, comments, and through the contact form.  I ended up deleting the post completely.
Unfortunately, I’m still not done after several days, though all of the addresses are written out and postage has been applied to the envelopes.  The problem is that I liquidated my stock of 500 stickers.  So, I’m waiting on more stickers to arrive, and when they do, the remaining 40 or so people will be getting their stickers in the mail.  What did it cost me?  Well, I spent $40 on 500 black & white stickers from Stickerguy!, and $80 on postage at the post office to send the stickers out.
Whats more, I had to contend with a sudden surge of traffic, emails, and comments (mostly spam), but it did promote my website considerably.  I have no control over what folks do with my stickers, but I hope that they use them wisely and they don’t end up getting stuck in places where they shouldn’t be.  A little sleuthing turned up that these two websites were generating traffic right to the free stickers post (thanks, Angie).  Super Freebies and Free Stuff Times had both linked to the post directly, instead of to the home page, which would have been the more responsible and respectful thing to do.
I have plans to do more promotion via sticker campaigns in the future.  Ideas were suggested by Angie (thanks again, Angie) to either have a post office box and require a self-addressed-stamped envelope get sent to it for return of free stickers, or charge $1 for each sticker via PayPal.  I’m not sure as of yet which one of these plans I’m going to make happen, but when one of these ideas does take shape, you (my readers) will be the first to know.
(Thanks for your support!)

Posted under Everything Else
Jun-16-2008

Extreme Blogging Announcement

Middleburgh FD Hello World! Let it be known that I’m taking Angie’s suggestion to make my blog extreme. By extreme, I’m trying to convey the notion that I will post much more often, and in doing so, will create funnier, more outlandish posts.

Why am I doing this?  I’m glad you asked. I’m doing an extreme blog in the hopes that I will attract and keep more visitors coming back for more. I want to be known for having a blog that not only pushes limits, but eventually blows the doors off the Internet.

What kinds of things will be covered?  Another good question (why am I talking to myself???). Pretty much everything. I mean, I’m not going to become a self-obsessed bastard and talk about myself all day long like one girl did when she broke the proverbial camel’s back when she publicly debated colors of nail polish on her blog. I’ll likely post funny, bizarre, and random stuff for everyone to enjoy. Take a look at Andrea’s blog. She was so excited about a product that neutralizes flatulence that she wrote an article about it on her blog! While you’re there, check out the Team of the Week.

By the way, a bunch more stickers are on the way.  I’ll send them to anyone living in the USA or Canada for free, you just need to let me know, and give me your snail-mail address.

More announcements to come soon…

Posted under Announcements, Everything Else
Oct-8-2007

Free Stuff

My father always used to tell me that there is nothing in life that is free.  He grew up during the days of the great depression, and he’s also over 90 years old.

Today Americans have an obsession with free stuff.  Buy one get one free, send for your free gift, buy one get two free, etc.  As for me, I’m just flat out addicted to free stuff.

If someone stopped me in a dark alley and offered me a bag of unknown contents, the first question I’d ask how much.  If the man told me it was free, my interest would instantly gravitate towards the bag of free booty.  It wouldn’t matter if it was leaking an unknown, glowing, toxic, and potentially dangerous substance that smells like a bag of asses… If it’s free, I want it!

On a side note, when I was a kid, I attended a county fair out by Buffalo, New York.  Some stranger came up to me and my cousin and offered us a bag of stuff.  He said the bag would cost $1, and of course, he wouldn’t tell us what was in the bag.  I conned my cousin out of a dollar and bought it.  Inside I found a couple of fire crackers and several packs of Garbage Pail Kids trading cards.  Good times.

So anyhow, tonight I met a bunch of new and interesting people.  Because they were nice, I gave them each a free TomSlatin.com sticker and told them about the website.  And then it dawned on me; a precedent has been set.  If you are nice, ask me for a free sticker and you may just get one.  If you’d rather just get a bunch, or if you’re a jerk, they’re just $1 each.  If you want a bunch, we can work out a discount deal.  Drop me a line for details.

Posted under Uncategorized
Oct-7-2007

New Stickers (Coming Soon!)

Here is a preview of the new stickers that will be coming out soon.  You are free to download the template for your own personal non-commercial use.  Remember, the template is protected by United States Copyright Law.

Adobe Illustrator File
JPEG File

Posted under Uncategorized