Archive: September 1988

Hillzapoppin

  • September 27, 1988
Hillzapoppin

Plaza Azul Productions Incorporated 2954 Plaza Azul Santa Fe, New Mexico 87505 ~Offices Of The President And C.E.O. (505) 473-1954 September 27, 1988 Keep stickin' in them pins, Killer.  One of 'em may hit a vital spot.  Try for her kidneys.  One of 'em floats -- I forget which. All the Goddam deep freeze does is kill Goddam germs.  Soldering iron hot-foots only make her giggle.  Quit wasting my money on electric.  If you tried to charge for this service, I would put out a contract on you.  I'll "tell others of my business" when I got sumpin to tell 'em about.  Right now, all you got is a scary...

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Tossing Boxes Of Still-Unpackaged Belongings

  • September 10, 1988
Tossing Boxes Of Still-Unpackaged Belongings

September 10, 1988 Hey, there, Udo! The other day I was tossing boxes of still—unpacked belongings around my den——converted from half the garage——and these imperishable words came to mind: "Wan’ to buy a knife, Señor?" There it lay. I had uncovered the world-famous knife and hand—tooled sheath that made me the envy of all in The Forbidden City. Created from the blade of a mechanical hacksaw, and ground to razor sharpness, it is still untarnished, and the sheath as flexible as the day the cow turned her back on it.

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One Thin Dime

  • September 1, 1988
One Thin Dime

Plaza Azul Productions Incorporated 2954 PLAZA AZUL SANTA FE, NEW MEXICO 87505 ~ Offices of THE PRESIDENT and C.E.O. (505) 473-1954 September 1, 1988 Dear Tommy, I have abandoned the Condensed Bold typeface in favor of this one to conserve paper and ribbons. Your calculator is working perfectly, at least as regards addition and subtraction.  Ruth and Jeanne went off to Germany for six years, and Ruth visited me twice thereafter, both times at substantial cost to me in air fares.  The last time I saw her was when she was 14+, and the last time I heard from her was in late 1981,...

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