Archive: November 1988

The Only Way To Deal With Thomas

  • November 18, 1988
The Only Way To Deal With Thomas

Plaza Azul Productions Incorporated 2954 Plaza Azul Santa Fe, New Mexico 87505 ~ Offices Of The President and C.E.O. (505) 473-1954 November 18, 1988 Dear Tommy, Here is a scheme that is practically guaranteed to drive you crazy.  What I am trying to do is see how much information I can cram into the confines of a single page, using Condensed typeface and three columns. Thanks for the tip about formatting for professional appearance.  Next time I go two-column, I will heed your advice. YOUR ADVICE TO ME: I will also heed your advice about attempting any further communicating with...

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Klutzy Cousin Joe

  • November 4, 1988
Klutzy Cousin Joe

November 4, 1988 Hey, there, Udo!-- You will notice from the enclosed that your klutzy cousin Joe has blown it again.  First he tries to hide behind changing his name to Uddo.  Then he tries to make like he's moving to Florida to sell disinfectant, when all the time, it's obvious that he thinks he can take over Dial-A-Croc, which is making a nice piece of change laundering money for the Albanian cosa.  On the side Dial-A-Croc will still do a disposal job if the price is right.  Please tell Joe we know all about him and the word is out.  He might be the next "customer" for Dial-A-Croc...

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