Archive: September 1989

Exciting Times

  • September 29, 1989
Exciting Times

their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Even Though You Don't Want It) TIME: 16:04 P.M. TEMPERATURE: 80º F. HUMIDITY: 59% BAROMETER: 29.90' Hg. ↔ PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.17" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: PARTLY CLOUDY

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As Promised Earlier

  • September 11, 1989
As Promised Earlier

September 11, 1989 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (As Promised Earlier) TIME: 08:18 a.m. TEMPERATURE: 71° F. HUMIDITY: 56% BAROMETER: 29.25" Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLEAR STAMFORD REPORT: Happy to hear that all is well on Main Street, except for the issue of the Burned Victorian And The Bureaucrats. Another instance of The Little People vs City Hall: aux barricades!; blood in the streets. With such distractions, no wonder you haven’t cleared up the Cold Fusion...

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