Archive: December 1989

No Increase In Price

  • December 19, 1989
No Increase In Price

December 19, 1989 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (And No Increase In Price Next Year!) TIME: 11:14 a.m. TEMPERATURE: 73° F. HUMIDITY: 57% BAROMETER: 30.12" Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLEAR XMAS BIZARRE: I agree that the Bee has never equaled that one. So The Daily Star is ahead as of now. But these ol’boys down t’ The Bee has got fightin’ hearts, you better believe it, Udo. I’m counting on them to leave Stamford journalism in a cloud of dust. I can just hear...

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Quick Response

  • December 16, 1989
Quick Response

December 16, 1989 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, This is just a quick response to your quick response.  Normal-size response will follow this response, which is not intended to be a standard response (just a quick response).

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Not The Sacramento Bee

  • December 9, 1989
Not The Sacramento Bee

December 9, 1989 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Source Guaranteed Not The Sacramento Bee) TIME: 08:31 a.m. TEMPERATURE: 62° F. HUMIDITY: 64% BAROMETER: 30.10" mm Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: Partly Cloudly THE ABOVE MORE PRECISELY: The time, barometric reading, precipitation and 24—hour forecast can be taken at face value. The temperature and humidity are internalized: in my den. Thus, our overnight temperatures have been in the low thirties when I report something...

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