Archive: 1990 — Page 2 of 2

Here’s Our Plan!

  • March 5, 1990
Here’s Our Plan!

5 March 1990 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, HERE'S OUR PLAN! According to your letter you will be in Claremont from the 12th to the 18th of April. Easter Sunday is the 15th, and is a family observance with us, so we will not be able to leave Sacramento until the 16th.  We usually take two days to travel to Southern California, so we will arrive at Griswold's Motel in Claremont late in the afternoon of the 17th.  You didn't make it clear whether the 12th through the 18th were open days or you would fly out on the 12th and back on the 18th, leaving the 13th through 17th open.  (See...

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The Adventures Of Shoiman Shoiman

  • March 5, 1990
The Adventures Of Shoiman Shoiman

March 15, 1990 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Please Add 6% For Sales Tax) TIME: 11:21 a.m. TEMPERATURES FORECAST TODAY: HIGH: 68° F., LOW: 43° F. HUMIDITY: 61% BAROMETER: 30.11" Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" PRECIPITATION TO DATE: 16.03" NORMAL PRECIP TO DATE: 14.85" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLEAR, WARM TODAY IN HISTORY: U of Nebraska chartered in 1869 THE ADVENTURES OF SHOIMAN SHOIMAN: As I understand the plot, Shoiman is having a dream within a dream. He is unaware of one or the other...

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Rates May Increase Next Year!

  • February 24, 1990
Rates May Increase Next Year!

24 February 1990 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Rates May Increase Next Year!) TIME: 9:47 A.M. TEMPERATURES FORCAST TODAY: HIGH: 67º F., LOW: 37º F. HUMIDITY: 60% BAROMETER: 30.20" Hg.↔ PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" PRECIPITATION TO DATE: 14.88"NORMAL PRECIP TO DATE: 13.32" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLEAR TODAY IN HISTORY: Titan launched in 1960.

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Found By Experimentation

  • February 17, 1990
Found By Experimentation

February 17, 1990 10:27 PM Dear Doktor, You will observe a number of familiar file names, these are what my machine can observe directly on your disk after running CHKDSK.  In addition you will find, I hope.

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Franchises Available!

  • February 6, 1990
Franchises Available!

February 6, 1990 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Franchises Available!) TIME: 03:49 p.m. TEMPERATURE: 78° F. (inside) HUMIDITY: 58% BAROMETER: 30.11" Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: (Not yet reported) FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLOUDY DO NOT BE ALARMED by the separate package of exciting enclosures. The goal is neatness and sequence. If you read the enclosures first (which John always did, in spite of my admonitions to the contrary) you won’t understand the relevance of each, and you’ll toss them...

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Not For Resale!

  • January 12, 1990
Not For Resale!

12 January 1990 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (Not For Resale!) TIME: 11:47 A.M. TEMPERATURE: 71º F. HUMIDITY: 63% BAROMETER: 29,81" Hg.↓ PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: (Not yet reported) FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: RAIN We are having rain at this very minute, and the forecast is the same for the next three days.  We are almost one inch below normal precipitation for the seasons, and this is badly needed.  It should increase the snow pack in the Sierras, where our reservoirs are located, and give us enough...

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