Archive: August 1991

Developments

  • August 31, 1991
Developments

August 31, 1991 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-— there, This issue was delayed because the front page had to be re- made in response to "developments." We stay on top of all late— breaking stories. Keep your subscription current, so you won’t miss anything. Our readers are never caught off guard on talk shows or at cocktail parties. We give them all the answers.

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A Duel Fought On The Village Green

  • August 8, 1991
A Duel Fought On The Village Green

Harvey L. Slatin 78 Main Street Stamford, New York 12167 August 8, 1991 Dear son Thomas, The correspondence from you is overwhelming.  You must be busier than a one-armed paperhanger affected with St. Vitus Dance.  We assume that you are having an uproarious time and at night fall away from exhaustion.  Well, the camp holiday is coming to a close.  All our plans as to what we were doing to do while you were away, have not been fulfilled.  There are weekend guests and parties, and other forms of entertainment to take up our precious time.  So much will have to be done on your return. ...

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Your Last Letter Was Nifty

  • August 5, 1991
Your Last Letter Was Nifty

Harvey L. Slatin 78 Main Street Stamford, New York 12167 August 5, 1991 Dear Thomas, Your last letter was nifty.  We enjoyed it very much.  Now that we have read if fifty times, it has lost much of its glamor.  Needless to say (and we say it anyway), we have not heard from you in over ten days.  We assume you are having so good a time that writing would be an interference.  We hope that you are writing to others on that list mother carefully made out for you. Here is the latest on the animals at home.  We are not sure if it is the weather or your absence that has gotten into...

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