Archive: 1992

“Big Tim” Forever

  • November 29, 1992
“Big Tim” Forever

November 29, 1992 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, FORMERLY "BIG TIM"?: Out of the question (ganz ausgeschlossen). Have you forgotten the ruling that the Political Titles Board made more than a year ago? Below is a copy of the article from The Valley News (now The Valley Voice) of 13 Sep 1991.

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Thirst-Maddened Sacramentans

  • October 21, 1992
Thirst-Maddened Sacramentans

October 21, 1992 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, Enclosing a recent article on coal foojin which will bring you up to date in case The Physical Review, The Electro-Chemical Science-Monitor and the Oneonta Star didn’t carry the story.

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Pickled Herring

  • August 7, 1992
Pickled Herring

Harvey L. Slatin 78 Main Street Stamford, New York 12167 August 7, 1992 Dear Thomas, Say, what am I, pickled herring?  All your letters are addressed, both internally and externally to, "Anne P. Slatin."  None are addressed to me.  Say bud, without me, you not only wouldn't be here, you wouldn't be period.  I am the Lord and Master (provided your mother isn't listening) and keep that in mind. The largest super soakers in the world are the fire fighting equipment used.  On land, the water from hydrants or other water sources as lakes, pools, or ponds, are drawn to a pumper where it is put under...

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5-Day Trip To The North Coast

  • May 7, 1992
5-Day Trip To The North Coast

May 7, 1992 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, Just came back from a 5-day trip to the North Coast of this great state, and found your good-news letter.  The good news is of course that you do not have macular degeneration, and your cataracts can be overcome.  If you can get 20/20 vision after an ailment like cataracts, that will be a medical marvel.  Couldn't be better news.

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From Russia With Love

  • May 2, 1992
From Russia With Love

Harvey L. Slatin 78 Main Street Stamford, New York 12167 Dear Arturo, Well, we are back from our trip to Russia.  We enjoyed this trip more than the last, possibly because we were more familiar with the ropes and we had our own Russian friend, Lydia, escort us about.  We also had two seventeen year-olds from Stamford with us to enliven the tour. Perhaps you should warm up to that white haired lady who cared for you after your nasty fall.  I think that SHE is trying to tell you something in regard to returning to your correct haunts and you should take heed and listen.  That nookey...

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Acceptance Speech

  • April 30, 1992
Acceptance Speech

April 30, 1992 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, Finally recovered from our trip, and seem to have brought No. One Stepson’s publication needs under control. Took some time.

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Dear Doctor

  • April 9, 1992
Dear Doctor

Arthur Sterling Covert C 1017 9900 Spain NE Albuquerque, New Mexico 87111 April 9, 1992 Dear Doctor, The above is my new address and not the interesting variation on is that you used on a communication to me containing clippings on WordPerfect.  I hope you have not used it again.  The Post Office delivered it after executing a miracle of cryptanalysis and logic for which I stand in admiration and will always be grateful.  It is possible that the delivery of that letter is the only thing that has gone aright in recent days. I stopped for nights on the way out and discovered on two occasions...

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The Valley Voice

  • March 13, 1992
The Valley Voice

March 13, 1992 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, This is to announce that we will be on a trip during the last of this month. We will go to Tucson to see old friends, stopping on the way to gamble in Reno and Laughlin.

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The Valley Voice

  • January 28, 1992
The Valley Voice

January 28, 1992 their, Hey, they're, Udo!-- there, Latest edition of The Valley Voice enclosed. Delayed by Forces Beyond My Control, family activities and the new business my ho, l Stepson is starting. Mary and I are working up mailouts to get customers. The contents keep changing because the manufacturer--also just kicking off--keeps revising product categories as suggested by investors. Is the end in sight? The end is never in sight.

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News From The Big Tomato

  • January 3, 1992
News From The Big Tomato

January 3, 1992 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, Enclosed: update on Lukenbill, per Your request for all the important news from The Big Tomato. Lesser news: the holiday season is winding down, after many activities. More than half of the assembled family members have birthdays or anniversaries at rear end, adding to the Xmas and New Year’s festivities. At times exhausting, especially for our one daughter-in-law who likes nothing better than a big family gathering at her house. She has held three recently, two sit-down dinners. She recovers rapidly, and makes plans for more....

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