Archive: February 2004

AKC

  • February 17, 2004
AKC

Mr. & Mrs. Thomas Wilson Pratt Slatin February 17, 2004 American Kennel Club 5580 Centerview Drive Raleigh, North Carolina 27606-3390 Dear Sir or Madam: It was with great enthusiasm that the postman delivered your correspondence in regards to our dachshund’s induction into the American Kennel Club. My wife and I were so overwhelmed with the good news that we hastily opened the envelope only to discover a very disheartening and critical error on the certificate. Needless to mention that it was to our complete and total horror and disappointment that the certificate noted that...

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Wendy’s

  • February 17, 2004
Wendy’s

February 17, 2004 Wendy's International, Inc. 4288 West Dublin-Granville Road Dublin, Ohio 43017 I am writing to you because I feel that I need to address a particular situation that occurred at one of your chain restaurants.  You see, ever since I had a traumatic injury as a child which involved crashing head-first into a stainless steel sided dishwasher while peddling my very first tricycle, I have had a phobia of shiny silver colored objects. Recently, I went for a bacon cheeseburger at one of your stores and when I received my food, to my horror and dismay, it was wrapped in some sort...

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Hood

  • February 16, 2004
Hood

February 16, 2004 H.P. Hood, Inc. 90 Everett Avenue Suite 200 Chelsea, MA 02150-2301 Subject: Hood chocolate almond praline frozen yogurt (chocolate frozen yogurt with almond praline) I am writing in regards to your product entitled, Hood Chocolate Almond Praline Frozen Yogurt, which is sold retail in ½ gallon containers. Recently, I purchased one of these said containers of frozen yogurt expecting it to taste just like that of the highest quality every other hood product delivers. Unfortunately, when I scooped the frozen yogurt and served it to my fiancé, she immediately told me that...

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