September 2014

If I had a dollar for every one of the ridiculous humanities writing assignments I was given while in college, I'd be fabulously wealthy.  Here is a small sampling of the many humanities writing assignments I remember being given while in college.  If I had my way, I would have written essays filled with snappy answers to the assignments to mock their ridiculousness.

How long was your longest inter-personal relationship? Was it friendship, family, romantic, or something else?

September 2014

"You're only given one little spark of madness.  You mustn't lose it." - Robin Williams

March 2012

"The mind loves the unknown. It loves images whose meaning is unknown, since the meaning of the mind itself is unknown." - René Magritte

August 2014

What musical medium did you grow up with; vinyl records, CD’s, or MP3′s?

“Blessed are the weird people–poets, misfits, writers, mystics…painters & troubadours–for they teach us to see the world through different eyes.” - Jacob Nordby

"If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him which books he reads." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

August 2014

Ever since I can remember, I have always been fascinated with abandoned places, as if I am somehow drawn to them by a higher, unseen power.  It all began when I was very young, and a friend of mine at the time and I decided to sneak into an abandoned barn down the street from his parents house, and what was inside was a virtual time capsule, a well-organized horde of sorts filled with priceless relics from a much earlier time.

Detail the greatest prank you have ever pulled off successfully.