Month: March 2021
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Dumbing-Down
There is an intentional dumbing-down of American society, as evidenced by manufacturers being forced to print instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles.
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Snow Globes
I never ever understood the point of snow globes. It’s always the same thing, time and time again. Unbelievable flooding followed by a snowstorm.
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Stupid People
Just when I thought I’ve seen my share of the stupidest people on the planet, someone comes along to top the level of stupidity.
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Handicapped Accessible
Only in America do the disabled get the closest parking spots and the furthest away toilets.
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Airports
Airline travel used to be fun until one day when the airlines thought that it would be a great idea instead of taking people directly to where they needed to go, they instead make a few unnecessary stops along the way.
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My Autobiography
If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child.
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn’t happy.
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Pancakes
I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the bottom one.
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Superman
Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
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Telemarketers
Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.