American Writer, Photographer, and Website Designer. Former career Fire and EMS Lieutenant. She/Her/Lesbian.

Month: March 2021

  • Dumbing-Down

    There is an intentional dumbing-down of American society, as evidenced by manufacturers being forced to print instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles.

  • Snow Globes

    I never ever understood the point of snow globes. It’s always the same thing, time and time again. Unbelievable flooding followed by a snowstorm.

  • Stupid People

    Just when I thought I’ve seen my share of the stupidest people on the planet, someone comes along to top the level of stupidity.

  • Handicapped Accessible

    Only in America do the disabled get the closest parking spots and the furthest away toilets.

  • Airports

    Airline travel used to be fun until one day when the airlines thought that it would be a great idea instead of taking people directly to where they needed to go, they instead make a few unnecessary stops along the way.

  • My Autobiography

    If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child.

  • Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

    According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn’t happy.

  • Pancakes

    I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the bottom one.

  • Superman

    Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

  • Telemarketers

    Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.