Superman
Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy. (Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)
Category: Random Thoughts
Telemarketers
by Thomas Slatin
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Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello. (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
Humans On Mars
by Thomas Slatin
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As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it’s inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show. (Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)
Electrical Outlets
by Thomas Slatin
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American electrical outlets look like little faces. (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
Desire
by Thomas Slatin
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Why is it that when we want something, it grows into an obsessive desire until we obtain it, at which point it no longer matters? (Visited 5 times, 1 visits...
Sheep Are Sluts
by Thomas Slatin
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In Australia, people think that people from New Zealand are having sex with sheep. In America, people think that it’s people from West Virginia that are having sex with sheep....
Romeo In Black Jeans
by Thomas Slatin
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What if I was Romeo in black jeans? No seriously, what if I was…? (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
Fuck Off!
by Thomas Slatin
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My biggest regrets in life all have one common theme — not telling certain people to FUCK OFF. (Visited 12 times, 1 visits today)
Conflict Resolution
by Thomas Slatin
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Whenever my father got into a disagreement with someone he would say, “do you know who I am?” Of course, he never told them who he was. (Visited 5 times,...
Trucks On Cheese?
by Thomas Slatin
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These signs make me think of a truck parked on a wedge of cheese. (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
867-5309
by Thomas Slatin
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Anyone who had the telephone number of 867-5309 was screwed when that song by Tommy Tutone came out. (Visited 7 times, 1 visits today)