Thomas W. P. Slatin

American Writer, Photographer, and Website Designer. Former career Fire and EMS Lieutenant. She/Her/Hers. Lesbian.

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  • Writing
    • Diary
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    • Writing Prompt Images
  • Photography
    • Found Film
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    Snow White And The Seven Dwarves

    March 25, 2021 / No Comments

    According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn’t happy.

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    Pancakes

    March 24, 2021 / No Comments

    I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the bottom one.

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    Superman

    March 23, 2021 / No Comments

    Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

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    Telemarketers

    March 22, 2021 / No Comments

    Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.

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    Pirate Shirts

    March 21, 2021 / No Comments

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    Humans On Mars

    March 20, 2021 / No Comments

    As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it’s inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show.

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    Desire

    March 18, 2021 / No Comments

    Why is it that when we want something, it grows into an obsessive desire until we obtain it, at which point it no longer matters?

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    Sheep Are Sluts

    March 18, 2021 / No Comments

    In Australia, people think that people from New Zealand are having sex with sheep. In America, people think that it’s people from West Virginia that are having sex with sheep. I think that the problem is that sheep are just sluts.

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    Romeo In Black Jeans

    March 17, 2021 / No Comments

    What if I was Romeo in black jeans? No seriously, what if I was…?

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    Fuck Off!

    March 17, 2021 / No Comments

    My biggest regrets in life all have one common theme — not telling certain people to FUCK OFF.

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Thomas W.P. Slatin
American Writer, Photographer, and Website Designer. Former career Fire and EMS Lieutenant. She/Her/Hers. Lesbian.

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