Category: Random Thoughts
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Airports
Airline travel used to be fun until one day when the airlines thought that it would be a great idea instead of taking people directly to where they needed to go, they instead make a few unnecessary stops along the way.
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My Autobiography
If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child.
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Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn’t happy.
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Pancakes
I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the bottom one.
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Superman
Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
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Telemarketers
Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.
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Pirate Shirts
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Humans On Mars
As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it’s inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show.
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Electrical Outlets
American electrical outlets look like little faces.
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Desire
Why is it that when we want something, it grows into an obsessive desire until we obtain it, at which point it no longer matters?