If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child.
Snow White And The Seven Dwarves
According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn't happy.
Pancakes
I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of...
Superman
Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.
Telemarketers
Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.
Humans On Mars
As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it's inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show.
Electrical Outlets
American electrical outlets look like little faces.
Desire
Why is it that when we want something, it grows into an obsessive desire until we obtain it, at which point it no longer matters?
Sheep Are Sluts
In Australia, people think that people from New Zealand are having sex with sheep. In America, people think that it's people from West Virginia that...