American Writer, Photographer, and Website Designer. Former career Fire and EMS Lieutenant. She/Her/Lesbian.

Category: Random Thoughts

  • Airports


    Airline travel used to be fun until one day when the airlines thought that it would be a great idea instead of taking people directly to where they needed to go, they instead make a few unnecessary stops along the way.

  • My Autobiography


    If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child.

  • Snow White And The Seven Dwarves


    According to Snow White, 1 out of 7 dwarves isn’t happy.

  • Pancakes


    I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the bottom one.

  • Superman


    Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy.

  • Telemarketers


    Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello.

  • Pirate Shirts


  • Humans On Mars


    As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it’s inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show.

  • Electrical Outlets


    American electrical outlets look like little faces.

  • Desire


    Why is it that when we want something, it grows into an obsessive desire until we obtain it, at which point it no longer matters?