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Maybe

  • September 19, 2016
Maybe

When I was a child, I thought that when I grew up, that all my picture-perfect maps and plans of the future would come true. As of yet, very few of those plans I was certain and convinced would come true actually did. But what if things turned out differently? Maybe I would have been famous. Maybe I would have been successful. Maybe I would have chased dreams similar to those around me.

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As Promised Earlier

  • September 11, 1989
As Promised Earlier

September 11, 1989 their, Hey, they’re, Udo!-- there, THIS EXCITING TIME & CONDITIONS REPORT IS PROVIDED TO YOU AT NO COST (As Promised Earlier) TIME: 08:18 a.m. TEMPERATURE: 71° F. HUMIDITY: 56% BAROMETER: 29.25" Hg. PRECIPITATION PREVIOUS 24 HRS: 0.00" FORECAST NEXT 24 HRS: CLEAR STAMFORD REPORT: Happy to hear that all is well on Main Street, except for the issue of the Burned Victorian And The Bureaucrats. Another instance of The Little People vs City Hall: aux barricades!; blood in the streets. With such distractions, no wonder you haven’t cleared up the Cold Fusion...

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