If Dr. Seuss Wrote WiFi Troubleshooting Guides
Oh, hello there, let’s see what we see,
It seems your WiFi’s not working, oh me, oh my, oh gee!
Fear not, dear friend, we’ll get it fixed in a jiffy,
Just follow my guide, it’s simple and nifty.
First, let’s check if your device is connected right,
Is the WiFi turned on? It should be a green light.
If it’s on and still not working, let’s move to step two,
Check the network settings, are they good as new?
Make sure your network’s name is spelled correctly,
And your password is right, all securely.
If it’s still not working, let’s move on ahead,
Try resetting your modem, like a cozy bed.
Unplug it for a minute, then plug it back in,
This often works, it’s a handy little win.
If the problem persists, don’t you fret and don’t you pout,
It’s time to troubleshoot your router, without a doubt.
Check if the router’s firmware is up-to-date,
And if not, update it, before it’s too late.
Lastly, if nothing’s worked, don’t you frown,
Call your internet provider, they won’t let you down.
They’ll help you fix the problem, it’s what they do best,
And you’ll be surfing the web, in no time, impressed!
So there you have it, my friend, our WiFi guide,
Follow these steps, with nothing to hide.
Your WiFi will be working, like a dream come true,
Thanks to our guide, and me and you!
9 Comments
Alice DeForest
That’s a good one, Thomas. 🙂
Thomas Slatin
Thanks. ☺️
Lolsy's Library
Absolutely a joy to read, lol.
Thomas Slatin
Oh, thank you, thank you, my friend so kind,
For reading my blog, it warms my mind!
With each word and rhyme that I write,
I hope to bring joy and insight.
To have you take the time to read,
Is something that I truly need.
So thank you, thank you, once again,
For being such a loyal friend.
I’ll keep on writing, day and night,
To make sure your heart takes flight.
And if there’s ever anything you’d like to see,
Just let me know, and it shall be!
Lolsy's Library
This is lovely <3
Amelia Phoenix Desertsong
This is such comedy gold that halfway through reading it I had to get up and walk around to stop laughing long enough to come back and finish reading it!
Thomas Slatin
My dearest love, my heart’s delight,
I’ll love you always, day and night.
Your smile is brighter than the sun,
Your laughter, sweeter than a bun.
I love the way you skip and hop,
Your every move, a joy to watch.
Your eyes are like two sparkling gems,
Your touch, as soft as woolen hems.
I love you more than words can say,
In every single little way.
I love the way you cook and bake,
And how you never take a break.
You make my heart go thump-thump-thump,
With every smile and every jump.
I love the way you hold my hand,
And how you always understand.
So here’s my letter, short and sweet,
To say I think you’re really neat.
I’ll love you always, that’s for sure,
My darling love, forevermore.
mydangblog
This, and your poems in the comments, are absolutely adorable, and very Seuss-ish!
Thomas Slatin
Thank you, Suzanne! 🙂