Category: Other Stuff

Jun 18 2021
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Sarcasm

by Thomas Slatin
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Sarcasm isn’t about being rude, but rather a subtle humorous insult rooted in intelligence. (Visited 20 times, 1 visits today)
May 24 2021
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Wedding

by Thomas Slatin
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Today is the day that I officially married my best friend, the love of my life, and the center of my world. This evening at our house in Vermont, Amelia...
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May 01 2021
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Unnecessary Quotation Marks

by Thomas Slatin
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I get annoyed when people use quotation marks unnecessarily, especially on signage. For example, I recently saw a sign that stated that the shop closes every day at, “9:00 PM”. ...
Apr 02 2021
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Detectives

by Thomas Slatin
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Why is it that detective movies and television shows are always filmed in industrial areas? (Visited 3 times, 1 visits today)
Apr 01 2021
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Alien Abduction

by Thomas Slatin
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If aliens are of a higher intelligence, why do they always abduct the dumbest people? (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 31 2021
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Dumbing-Down

by Thomas Slatin
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There is an intentional dumbing-down of American society, as evidenced by manufacturers being forced to print instructions on the backs of shampoo bottles. (Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 30 2021
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Snow Globes

by Thomas Slatin
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I never ever understood the point of snow globes. It’s always the same thing, time and time again. Unbelievable flooding followed by a snowstorm. (Visited 10 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 29 2021
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Stupid People

by Thomas Slatin
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Just when I thought I’ve seen my share of the stupidest people on the planet, someone comes along to top the level of stupidity. (Visited 16 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 28 2021
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Handicapped Accessible

by Thomas Slatin
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Only in America do the disabled get the closest parking spots and the furthest away toilets. (Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 27 2021
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Airports

by Thomas Slatin
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Airline travel used to be fun until one day when the airlines thought that it would be a great idea instead of taking people directly to where they needed to...
Mar 26 2021
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My Autobiography

by Thomas Slatin
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If ever wrote an autobiography, the title would be The Misunderstood Child. (Visited 14 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 24 2021
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Pancakes

by Thomas Slatin
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I have a system for everything. I even have a system for pancakes. I make sure that the top pancake gets the same amount of butter and syrup as the...
Mar 23 2021
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Superman

by Thomas Slatin
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Superman never made any money saving the world from Solomon Grundy. (Visited 12 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 22 2021
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Telemarketers

by Thomas Slatin
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Telemarketers are the ones that keep the HELL in hello. (Visited 8 times, 1 visits today)
Mar 20 2021
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Humans On Mars

by Thomas Slatin
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As soon as humans successfully colonize Mars, it’s inevitable that someone will produce a reality television show. (Visited 11 times, 1 visits today)