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Car Ads: Where Reality Takes A Backseat!
I once strutted into a car dealership in Albany, New York, fancying myself the next Ansel Adams of automobile photography. I had my camera slung over one shoulder, my portfolio bursting with shots of shiny hubcaps and dramatic rearview mirror reflections, and a confident glint in my eye. But the hiring manager took one look at my resume, pushed up his glasses, and said, “I see you’ve captured the essence of a ’67 Mustang in the golden hour, but where’s your college degree?” I was flabbergasted. Who knew you needed a diploma to snap a picture of a gently used sedan? If you’re like me, you’ve probably sat on your…
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If Dr. Seuss Wrote WiFi Troubleshooting Guides
Oh, hello there, let’s see what we see, It seems your WiFi’s not working, oh me, oh my, oh gee! Fear not, dear friend, we’ll get it fixed in a jiffy, Just follow my guide, it’s simple and nifty. First, let’s check if your device is connected right, Is the WiFi turned on? It should be a green light. If it’s on and still not working, let’s move to step two, Check the network settings, are they good as new? Make sure your network’s name is spelled correctly, And your password is right, all securely. If it’s still not working, let’s move on ahead, Try resetting your modem, like a…
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Thinking About The Time I Was Rejected For A Writing Job
So, I just got rejected for a job I applied for. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but I’m trying to stay positive and just write comedy. I mean, who needs a job anyway? All that early morning alarm clock buzzing, daily commutes, and stressful deadlines? Not me! I’ll just become a professional couch potato. I’ll watch TV shows all day, eat pizza, and wear sweatpants without a care in the world. I mean, what could be better than that? Who needs a paycheck, am I right? I’ll just live off of my rich aunt’s inheritance. Sure, she’s not dead yet, but I’ll just start spending the money now and…
